Christmas Espresso Shot... RHONY'S "December: Berkshire County" Artwork

#RockStarLife: Coffee Break

☕🛸🦇 Hosted by drag rockstar Zenobia Darling, #RockStarLife: Coffee Break is a caffeinated transmission from the haunted edges of Baltimore exploring pop culture, the paranormal, reality TV, beauty culture, queer nightlife, underground art, cryptids, celebrity scandals, and the beautiful chaos of modern life.

👻 Part gossip session, part paranormal field guide, and part cultural commentary roast, the show dives into everything from Bravo meltdowns and haunted locations to internet decay, drag culture, local legends, and the strange theater of modern existence.

📻 Whether flying solo or joined by artists, outsiders, and other creatively feral humans... Zenobia serves up dark humor, sharp observations, punk attitude, and entirely too much coffee—treating ghosts, glamour, and cultural collapse with the same level of importance because they're probably more connected than we'd like to admit and absolutely deserve some major shade.

✨ Sometimes insightful. Sometimes unhinged. Always caffeinated.

📻🦇 Stay tuned... Season Three breaks through the spirit box static this Hott Ghoul Summer 2026.

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Christmas Espresso Shot... RHONY'S "December: Berkshire County"

December 22, 2023 • Zenobia Darling • Season 1

0:00 | 39:05

For this very special Christmas Espresso Shot episode, I do a solo comedic takedown of The Real Housewives of New York City's iconic episode “December: Berkshire County” which aired in 2016, which gives us Dorinda’s infamous “I made it nice” meltdown. I go into all of it, including what led up to Dorinda's freak out, as well as Luann’s high-horse trampling all over everyone, and just why RHONY is the best reality show of all time as it is high theater. Ending with a special gift from Santa of me giving you Zenobia Darling doing Dorinda’s monologue from this episode. ENJOY, and Merry Christmas!!

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"#RockStarLife: Christmas 2022"

Acrylic Mixed Media on Gallery Wrapped Canvas
16 in x 20 in
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$295.00 USD

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#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Season Three crash-lands during Hot Ghoul Summer 2026 — louder, trashier, more haunted, and legally questionable. 🔥💋

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

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