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Dorit Smoking RHOBH Season 14 Premiere EMERGENCY ESPRESSO SHOT!!!!

Zenobia Darling, Derek Pentz Season 2 Episode 12

Darlings, this RHOBH Season 14 premiere was so good I had to run straight to the mic— vape in hand—to QUEEN OUT about it! The drama, Dorit, the chaos… this episode had it all.

First, let’s talk about Dorit. Not only did she and PK drop the ultimate Housewives nuke—divorce announcement—but Dorit finally lit up ON CAMERA, giving us a smoking moment that took me all the way back to RHONY legends Dorinda, Tinsley, and Luann. I LIVE for a cigarette cameo; it’s raw, unfiltered, and peak aspirational mess. Dorit smoking while while driving her G-Wagon? ICONIC.

Meanwhile, Kyle Richards remains insufferable (surprise!), but Erika’s blonde is serving? Finally something to celebrate. And Sutton’s surrealist soirée? More Kylie Minogue than Salvador Dalí, but honestly, I’m here for the camp. Plus, you know I couldn’t help but drop some art history knowledge as we judge every detail, as it tells who is has brains and who doesn't. 

And can we just pause for Kathy Hilton, who exists in a realm of rich eccentricity that makes even these women look relatable? Also, where is the Kim Richards drama? That chaos deserves screen time!

This premiere was EVERYTHING, and I am buzzing with opinions. Grab your Parliaments, a Gucci lighter, and let's talk about this amazing episode as the RHOBH ladies delivered!!! 

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"Dorit being an ICON" 


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