#RockStarLife: Coffee Break

And Just Like That and Legacy RHONY: SNOW DAY ESPRESSO SHOT!!

Zenobia Darling Season 2 Episode 16

As I watched the snowflakes fall outside my window in Baltimore, I couldn’t help but wonder: What’s the best way to spend an unexpected day off? For a drag alien like me, the answer was simple—light a good indica pre-roll, toss some vegan chili in the crockpot, and binge-watch the absolute chaos that is And Just Like That. Somewhere in the fantasy of it all, I felt a familiar pang… a need to roast this show to keep warm on this enchanted snow day.

Sex and the City and I go way back—like 12-year-old me sneaking episodes on pirated cable in 2001. And Just Like That? Bad.. almost camp. I had to rush to the mic to rant, bitch, and reminisce about the characters I’ve known forever—and WTF happened to them.

Here’s what’s on my mind:

Why Carrie Bradshaw is still the absolute worst—and is basically stealing Carole Radziwill’s storyline. At least she’s smoking again, so there’s that.

💔 Samantha Jones: the missing ingredient in the SATC cocktail. Her AI-generated text cameos? Ugh. Either throw an obscene amount of money at Kim Cattrall to return or cast Countess Luann as herself, brunching with these ladies and spilling the tea about her own life.

🤣 Che Diaz: committing crimes against stand up comedy while serving a Zara jacket I totally rocked back in 2018. Truly the worst, but they are an animal lover.

🤷‍♂️ Miranda: once a sarcastic powerhouse, now a baffling stranger in her own life. Seriously, who is she?

📺 The cultural legacy of SATC: Annoying, aspirational, and as detached from reality as a dragon in Game of Thrones, leading a pack of Vanderpump Rules delusionals to move to NYC, thinking it’s all real.

And of course, no dissection of AJLT would be complete without connecting it to Legacy RHONY. My ultimate wish? Dorinda Medley and Luann de Lesseps turning up in Season 3 to teach these women the art of real chaos, and give us fans what we deserve.

So, as the snow blankets Baltimore, grab your coffee, chili, or snow day indulgence of choice, and let’s unpack this frothy, hot mess together. After all, as Carrie might say: “When life gives you a snow day, make content.” 💋

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